As I was cruising through my local big box store I came upon a disturbing display: Just in time for the holidays- toys for your baby that incorporate your smart phone!
Ready?! This is where we are at now in society? It's not enough that your average adult spends more time on their smart phone than they do actually speaking with a human being? The sidewalks are full of folks will their heads down, texting and scrolling on their phones, people would rather play virtual games on their phones than actually play games with their kids, texting has resulting in the complete break down of grammar and competent writing in your average teen and now this? For one low, low price you can hook your kids while they are young! Get them ready for an IPhone before they can walk! Who needs books and old-fashioned toddler toys when you can give the gift of more screen time?! "Cause we all know how good electronic screen time is for kids under the age of 2! Hopefully this trend will result in parents being able to hand over their smart phones to their kids so they will be able to slip into the same incoherent zombie-like trance mom and dad experience when using their phones. Who needs interaction any more, just pick up one of these great new toys for your little one, you even get a free baby-geared app(?!) to go with it. Baby will be kicking his pre-school friends' butts at Words With Friends in no time...........























