Photootoothis (photo-oh-tooth-is) n.
A startling condition that is most often observed in small children, usually between the ages of 4 (four) and 7 (seven). In order for Photootoothsis to occur, two criterion must be met:
1. Said child must be missing at least 2 (two) or more juvenile deciduous (commonly referred to as baby teeth)
2. Said child must be scheduled to participate in their educational institution's annual photographic recording event (commonly referred to as School Picture Day) the same week as the loss of the baby teeth occurs.
There are no know cures for Photootoothis, experts strongly recommend cherishing photos as evidence of growing up and extreme cuteness.
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